In a controversial liberal teaching style, Dan teaches his class that no matter how hard they fight, a white man will always be there to put them down with a smile.


A round of applause, if you please, for Justin, this week's unhealthily cynical winner. Justin, when you recover enough from Friday night's debauchery to turn on your computer and do a bit of surfing, please send your snail mail address to James (dot) Rocchi (at) cinematical (dot) com, and we'll get that CD right out to you. The rest of you, go see Half Nelson -- everyone's doing it. Stay away, though, from the crack. You'll thank me later.