In a move that redefines the phrase "2 outta 3 ain't bad," Warner Bros. Home Video announces the arrival of a whole bunch of pretty cool-looking Triple Feature DVD releases, budget-priced tri-flick platters that are handily connected by theme, star or general schlockiness. And hey, there's a few that I'll definitely be picking up. You'll be able to snag the following discs for about 10 bucks a pop.
- The Cop Thriller Sci-Fi Weeper Political Biopic Triple Feature: Frequency (2000), Thirteen Days (2000) & 15 Minutes(2001)
- The Awww Kids Love Animals Triple Feature: Born to Be Wild (1995), The Amazing Panda Adventure (1995) & Alaska(1996)
- The Steven Seagal Kicks Things Triple Feature: Out for Justice (1991), On Deadly Ground (1994) & Fire Down Below(1997)
- The Billy Crystal's Lamest Movies Triple Feature: Forget Paris (1995), Fathers' Day (1997) & My Giant (1998)
- The Free the Damn Whale Already Triple Feature: Free Willy (1993), Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home (1995) & Free Willy 3: The Rescue (1997)
- The Yes Elvis Made Movies Triple Feature: Harum Scarum (1965), Speedway (1968) & The Trouble with Girls (1969)
- The Chuck Norris with Varying Degrees of Facial Hair Triple Feature: Forced Vengeance (1982), The Hitman (1991) & Hellbound (1994)
- The Eastwood's One Good Movie & Two Big Blunders Triple Feature: Honkytonk Man (1982), City Heat (1984) & Pink Cadillac (1989)
- The Turd in the Middle Sci-Fi Triple Feature: The Hidden (1987), The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996) & Dark City (1998)
- The Larry Cohen's Mutant Baby Triple Feature: It's Alive (1974), It Lives Again (1978) & It's Alive 3: Island of the Alive(1987)
- The Lassie Do This Lassie Do That Triple Feature: Lassie Come Home (1943), Son of Lassie (1945) & Courage of Lassie (1946)
- The Fourth One Stunk Anyway Triple Feature: Lethal Weapon (1987), Lethal Weapon 2 (1989) & Lethal Weapon 3 (1992)
- The Vin Diesel Movies That Made No Money Triple Feature: Boiler Room (2000), Knockaround Guys (2001) & A Man Apart (2003)
- The Horsey Triple Feature: National Velvet (1944), The Story of Seabiscuit (1949) & Black Beauty (1994)
- The Errol Flynn/Van Johnson/Frank Sinatra War Movie Triple Feature: Objective, Burma! (1945), Go for Broke! (1951) & Never So Few (1959)
- The We All Have Murder In Our Title Triple Feature: Murder in the First (1995), A Perfect Murder (1998) & Murder by Numbers (2002)
- The Calamine Jailbait Triple Feature: Poison Ivy (1992), Poison Ivy 2 (1996) & Poison Ivy 3: The New Seduction (1997)
- The Remind Me Again Why I Like Burt Reynolds Triple Feature: Hooper (1978), Sharky's Machine (1981) & Stroker Ace (1983)
- The Angsty Slacker Chick Flick Gangster Comedy Triple Feature: Singles (1992), Home Fries (1998) & Mickey Blue Eyes (1999)
- The Duke '32 Triple Feature: The Big Stampede (1932), Ride Him, Cowboy (1932) & Haunted Gold (1932)
- The Duke '33 Triple Feature: The Telegraph Trail (1933), Somewhere in Sonora (1933) & The Man from Monterey (1933)
- The Randolph Scott Triple Feature #1: Colt .45 (1950), Fort Worth (1951) & Tall Man Riding (1955)
- The Randolph Scott Triple Feature #2: The Man Behind the Gun (1953), Thunder Over the Plains (1953) & Riding Shotgun (1954)
[Thanks to DVDActive.com for the info.]