Some of my greatest memories about the original Transformers were the toys. Yes, I know, I'm just what the evil corporate toy manufacturers dreamed, but that's okay, because their toys were just what I dreamed, so I figure it was an okay trade. In the order of toy awesomeness, Transformers came in at a solid number two, just ahead of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and just behind the ultimate cartoon toy line, The Centurions. And as children who buy toys (or have toys bought for them, anyway) are a substantial and profitable market, you know there will be a fancy new toy line to accompany the new flick. TFW2005 is currently claiming they've learned the release date for said toy line. If you're excited about said toys, you can circle June 2nd, 2007 on your calendar and start counting the days. Or you can head out now and buy any of the numerous Transformers toys already on the market, which aren't sharp, shiny, and busy looking. What we really need is a new Centurions project ...