Midterm elections? North Korea's nuclear ambitions? Forget it, there are far more pressing concerns we here at Moviefone lose sleep over. Kevin here, presenting the first installment of "This Week in Blondes."

Sienna Miller

Sienna Miller Disses Pittsburgh
The 'Alfie' beauty and Jude Law gal has made enemies with a metropolis of 2.3 million people for a demeaning nickname she gave the city in a recent interview with Rolling Stone. Miller, in town shooting the indie dramedy 'Mysteries of Pittsburgh,' cleverly replaced the "P" with "Sh," unwisely angering the blue-collar masses who have on more than one occasion transformed into zombies and feasted on human flesh (see 'Night of the Living Dead,''Dawn of the Dead' or any other Romero). The Rust Belt hasn't been this offended by Hollywood since Christina Ricci was rumored to have stood up and urinated all over a restaurant booth while in western New York shooting 'Buffalo 66' (true story, my source swears). Miller later apologized, but more recent reports claim she's been seen around town doing further trash-talking. What's next Sienna, gonna taunt the town about the Steelers' disappointing 1-3 start?
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In that same interview with Rolling Stone, Miller also opined that monogamy is "overrated," which brings us to...

Scarlett JohanssonScarlett Johansson Declares "I'm Not Promiscuous"
Lest you had her confused with Nelly Furtado (who I hear is very, very "promiscuous"), the ubiquitous starlet made headlines this week for her admission to Allure Magazine that she is not in fact a stanky tramp. Not sure if this was a clarification or just an FYI, but good to know nonetheless. (Somebody's getting removed from the Evite for next weekend's key party.) Instead we're left to imagine Johansson enjoys a healthy and monogamous relationship of quasi-charismatic canoodling with boyfriend and 'Black Dahlia'-co-star Josh Hartnett. That's right, she's not a slut. She only occasionally plays one in the movies. (Oh you tease, you, 'Girl With a Pearl Earring.')
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And speaking of stankiness...

Tara Reid

Tara Reid Fixes Botched Boob Job
The actress best known for 'American Pie' and, um, 'The Day My Breast Popped Out' is back in the news for reports she underwent surgery to repair the awkward breast augmentation that has made her a favorite target of celebrity blogs far nastier than this one. We applaud Reid for finally correcting modern science's greatest faux pas. Hopefully with reasonablymore believable breasts come better roles than 'Alone in the Dark' and 'The Crow: Wicked Prayer.'
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