Ryan Stewart wrote the other day about David Denby's depressing take on the state of film; now Anne Thompson is, in her polite way, slamming Denby for this lengthy piece he wrote bemoaning the state of the movie industry and how studios are focusing more on delivering content to iPods and computers than on delivering a quality movie theater experience. Yah, big deal, Denby, sayeth Thompson -- tell us something we don't know, already, and spare us the term-paper Hollywood biz analysis.

At the same time Denby is bemoaning the death-knell of the theatrical experience, the New York Observer has a much wittier memo to Hollywood up that's based on the opposite premise: That Hollywood actually cares about New York theater-goers. Writers Choire Sicha and Sara Vilkomerson get off some nice zingers, such as "We don't know what conspired to bring Ghost Rider in February. Look, it's Oscar-winner Nicolas Cage-and his head is a skull and it's on fire!" and:

"We're not stupid: No one in Hollywood actually loves Jesus. Things have gotten niche-ean now that the FoxFaith brand has launched. (Good job lifting the phrase "faith-based" from the Bush camp, News Corp.!) We suppose the Christians won't realize it was News Corp.'s Fox Searchlight that released Notes on a Scandal, with Cate Blanchett fornicating with a teen." Ouch.