Some old man from the Hollywood Foreign Press just gave a rambling speech congratulating....himself? I couldn't really tell. He made some joke about stars being ageless, and then the camera unwisely cut to Clint Eastwood. If this is the kind of stuff they are putting up top, then we really might be in for a long night. By the way, am I the only one who has noticed that many of the presenters are flubbing their lines tonight?

Wow. Hilary Swank is now being interviewed by the Golden Globes press corps about her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Good thing she stayed true to her indie roots. Bobby is a work of genius? Even Emilio Estevez's brother couldn't say that with a straight face. Bobby was such a piece of crap I almost asked for my money back.

Best animated feature film.....blah, blah, blah...which one will win? Does anyone actually care? And the Golden Globes goes to....Cars. The director is now thanking the Hollywood Foreign Press for stooping to the level of actually creating a new category for cartoons. Yeesh ... this guy has a lot of people to thank. This is going to go on for a while..

Ok, Joaquin Phoenix is presenting the Best Actress in a Motion Picture Musical/Comedy ... Meryl Streep. Actually, that's not a bad decision. She gave a pretty good performance in The Devil Wears Prada. She's going on a bit long in her acceptance speech, though. Are the papers going to write that Beyonce got snubbed in favor of what's-her-name? Probably.

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