Hey guys -- Kevin's in Park City right now, living deep and sucking out all the marrow of indie cinema. But the world of witty captions is never far from his thoughts, and therefore he asked li'l ol' me to be the shepherd of his Insert Caption game this week. I, for one, am honored to take up the mantle. I promise not to set it on fire.

Last week's photo from The Hitcher brought in tons of great captions, not all of which used the words "safe word," "American Idol," or "Rosie O'Donnell" -- though some of those were still pretty good. (What IS it with Rosie O'Donnell? Don't answer that.) It was a tough call, but in the end our winner is one Frank Townend, who also happened to be one of the first to post. Congrats, Frank! You win your name in boldface letters in a Cinematical post!

See below for Frank's winning caption, then have some fun with this week's photo, from the early frontrunner for next year's Best Picture Oscar, the spoof Epic Movie. Go on, make Kevin proud. Or else I owe him a Coke.

The Hitcher

"His baby is the miracle the whole world has been waiting for."

-- Frank Townend

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This week's contest:

Epic Movie

POST: Write your own caption

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categories Features, Cinematical