Yes, folks. It is time for another scantily-clad movie fuelled with silly logic and lots of sex. Matthew Lillard, of Scream and Scooby fame is teaming up with Efren Ramirez (Pedro Sanchez from Napoleon Dynamite) to look for an American Summer. However, this is definitely not the Wet Hot variety, at least, not in a 1980's frolicking camp sort of way. Instead, take Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, the P.I.M.P. scene from Dude, Where's My Car? and some Accepted, mix it all together, and you've got Flipzide Studios' Summer.

Lillard will star as a pool boy whose parents think he's going to school at Harvard. (I guess they don't talk, or have call display to see that their boy is in the land of the sun.) When his apartment building is fumigated for termites, he grabs an escort neighbor and his friend and moves them all into the empty mansion he works at. As if that wasn't enough, he pimps out the escort with the help of the gardener next-door (Ramirez), who acts as the muscle. (There's no word yet on the girl who will be lucky enough to be Lillard's prostitute.)

That sounds all sorts of logical, doesn't it? Just about as logical as casting a 37-year-old Lillard as a faux Harvard student... Unless he's supposed to be a mature student applicant, or his parents are just that dumb. What do you think? Will this be a White Castle surprise wonder, or an Epic, eye-burning failure?
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