Professor, what's another word for pirate treasure? Well, I think it's "booty," and let me tell you, we're flaunting some smokin' hot booty for you this week. But first congrats to our three Spider-Man 3 winners, as well as the 370-plus runners up. (What a nice turnout: Apparently this "Spider Man" we hear of is a popular figure 'round these parts.) Jason, Brant and Anthony all have Spider-Man 2.1 DVDs on the way.

Now check out the pic below of our studly pal Captain Davy Jones (Bill Nighy) from the upcoming Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End and give us your best shot. Writers of our two favorite captions will win an extra-large Pirates bus shelter poster, which will probably cover the whole stretch of your bedroom, garage or bomb shelter wall. Or maybe you have a favorite bus shelter you could donate it to instead. The top two, as well as one runner up, will also receive a regular size Pirates poster. Good luck y'all!

Spider-Man 31. "My spider senses are tingling... and my spider pits are STINKING!"
-- Jason G.

2. "I'm a little teapot, short and stout. This is my handle...""Caramba! Yo soy muy macho! Ahora, estoy listo para la lucha libre!"-- Brant J.

3. "This is going to be the biggest elbow drop EVER." -- Anthony C.

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This week's contest:

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End


Editor's Note: Whoops! You're right, Brant (comment #14), we published the wrong caption as one of winners ("Teapot" was one of our runners up.) Our bad. Thanks for letting us know, and don't worry, you still get the DVD.