As Potter mania hits a crescendo this weekend (can't you just smell the doxycide in the air?), our three lucky winners from last week's Order of the Phoenix contest can be expecting a bundle of Harry goodies in the mail very shortly. We'll be sending by either FedEx or snowy owl, whichever's cheaper. And we promise we'll try not to tell this guy where you live. Also, special shout out goes to the contestant with the most literal interpretation of "Insert Caption" ever ("Mr. Weasley and Harry Potter in the phone booth heading down to the ministry of magic through the visitor entrance!!!"). We'd prize you for accuracy alone but we're not completely sure you're not of age yet.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

1. "Harry was dismayed to discover that Mr. Weasley was actually the dastardly villain 'He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Smelled.'" -- Kathi F.

2. "Is this what R. Kelly meant by 'Trapped In A Closet'?" -- Bob H.

3. "To Harry's chagrin, Mr. Weasley patiently began to execute every single item on the infamous list of 'Things Not To Do in an Elevator.' In order." -- Joseph F.

This week we're looking at a photo of Adam Sandler and Kevin James in the romantic comedy I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. The comedic heavyweights play firemen who pretend to be gay for better benefits. But will they be able to quit each other? Writers of our three favorite captions will win assorted swag from the movie, including a hooded sweatshirt, duffle bag, tee shirt and baseball cap. Really folks, who needs sports teams when you can proudly rock the logos of Chuck and Larry? Good luck!

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry