Gotta say: We're impressed -- and grateful -- that the vast majority of captions for last week's I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry contest weren't the least bit offensive. You just never know what kind of terrible jokes to expect when firemen are involved. Congrats to the winners below.

1. "And he's STILL more responsive to my needs than you are!" -- Charles P.

2. "I just said I was thinking of doing a sequel to LITTLE NICKY, and he just... Well, look at him!" -- Rish O.

3. "What would Jesus do?" -- LT G.

This week we're excited to feature a pic from the summer's most mysterious film, The Simpsons Movie. (Sure, the creators have gone to great lengths to keep the plot secretive, but we can tell you this: It's about a society of strange yellow creatures that never age, or get old). Writers of our three favorite captions will win The Simpsons: Season 10 on DVD. Good luck!

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