Hollywood's big wild child, Lindsay Lohan, is going to the slammer. I'm not sure how she's going to make it, spending so many long, arduous hours behind bars, cackled at by fellow inmates. The poor girl is too fragile! Luckily for her, the number of days she has to spend in jail? A whopping one (1). That's right. The drug and alcohol-addicted wild child and repeated lawbreaker is only getting one (1) measly day in jail. Paris Hilton got 23 days for driving on a suspended license, and Lilo gets one (1) day for two offenses in only a few months. Heck, Nicole Richie got 4 for her own DUI. Yet the D.A. says: "She's getting what everyone else would get." Right.

The Hollywood Reporter just shared the details of her plea deal -- beyond the day in jail, she has 10 days of community service, has to complete a drug treatment program (like that helps), 36 months probation, an 18-month alcohol education program, hundreds of dollars in fines (how will she ever afford hundreds of dollars?!) and she has to complete a 3-day county coroner program that includes visiting a morgue (ick) and talking to victims of drunk drivers. Uh... at least she can still star in Poor Things, which producer Rob Hickman is trying to stay positive about.

In a statement released by her publicist, Lohan says: "It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs. I broke the law and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case." Anyone wanna make bets on whether she came up with that, or is still bs-ing us into thinking she actually made a mistake? Still, I hope for her sake that it sticks this time. This is just getting sad.
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