You know ... we often chide movies for being completely devoid of reality, but just sometimes, there's someone dumb enough to really buy into it. I mean really buy into it -- literally. I'm not talking about gals finding Pretty Woman romantic -- they're talking about Julia Roberts as a prostitute, not prostitution in general. They fall for the story, not the reality. Instead, I'm talking about the living embodiment of Indecent Proposal, and an actress actually dumb enough to think that's romantic.

I've been sitting on this news for a day, since it's supreme-o gossip, but I just have to share. If you haven't already heard, Pamela Anderson was on Ellen DeGeneres talking about her new romance. This story is so damned romantic, that you better brace yourself: she fell in love with a poker player who offered to pay off her $250,000 debt if she had sex with him for a night. quotes her as saying: "It worked out; I liked it ... I paid off a poker debt with sexual favors and fell in love. It's so romantic." Sure it was, if selling your body for sex is romantic. What is she thinking?

She's not. Who is this wonderstud of morals? Rick Salomon, a.k.a. the dude who distributed his infamous sex tape: 1 Night in Paris. Yes, she thinks it's romantic to trade sex for money, and to fall in love with a man who also has a history of making money off of his sexual escapades. (Access Hollywood says the couple has gotten a marriage license in Vegas.) Way to set an example for your kids, Pam! So, stay tuned for 1 Night in Pamela and remember -- there's always someone dumb or troubled enough to make cinema's far-fetched stories a reality.
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