Kirsten Dunst has let them eat their cake, and has been saved by Spider-Man over and over again. She's tried to spice up her personal life with lots of risque sex. But that wasn't the start of her wild life. Before that, she was a Crazy/Beautiful bad girl, and before that, she was saucing things up as a minxy, pre-pubescent vamp in Interview with the Vampire. Yet there was a time when her adventurous life was nothing more than eating some scary-looking scalloped potatoes and not being creeped out by the giggling doughboy hanging out in the kitchen.
Yes, believe it or not, that curly-haired little tyke is Ms. Dunst. She might be difficult to recognize at first, but once she happily scoops out that scalloped potato microwaved slop, you should be able to see the older Dunst in that cherub face. Man, I forgot how many gross microwaved foods there used to be. Remember the microwaved cakes? Ugh. Anyway, I don't think we'll be seeing Kirsten pop up in any more microwaved food ads, but we will get to see her next year in How to Lose Friends & Alienate People.