Hot because: The trailer alone caused fanboys from across the globe to spontaneously orgasm. It had bronzed muscle men fighting for land, honor and box office dollars. Some called it gladiator porn, while others simply smiled when they cashed their ginormous checks at the bank.

How to stay hot: The all green/blue-screen ploy lowered the budget and totally worked for fanboys everywhere. Leave the sequels and prequels alone, and release a Special Edition DVD with 100 additional minutes of Lena Headey ... picking flowers in a field for all we care.

Next up: Not triplets ... but there were three!

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