Lame because: To be fair, Jessica Biel is lame every year. But 2007 was a banner year for her, turning in bad performances in Next and I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry. Then she was rumored to be signed as Wonder Woman in the Justice League movie -- a rumor that thankfully proved false. Oh, and she complained that she can't get any good roles. Do I need to point out the obvious reason for that?

How to turn it around: She's already figured it out: She's playing a stripper in Powder Blue, and she's agreed to get naked in the film. Well played, Jessica!

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