Lame because: In a few months, she'll appear on the Oscar broadcast to hand out the Best Supporting Actor award, which will prompt the question, "who was she again?" Due to an awesome, unstoppable wave of hype, Jennifer is indeed now and forever an Oscar winner. For acting. And now that the hype cloud has cleared, there must be some head-scratching going on. (Beyonce was every bit as good, wasn't she? Where's her Oscar?)

How to turn it around: Probably Jennifer's best bet at this point is to save up for early retirement, with occasional breaks for "American Idol" reunion specials.

Next up: Big budget B-flicks ... huh?
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