|Lame because: If you reviewed DVDs in 2007, odds are you got a zombie movie on your doorstep. I think we've proven that, unless you're the master George A. Romero, there's not much more anyone can do anymore with zombies. They're just not as versatile as, say, vampires or serial killers. The only real contribution in recent years to zombie lore was to make them faster, even though they were scary enough -- in a feet-stuck-in-the-mud nightmarish sort of way -- being slow.|
How to turn it around: Note to future zombie filmmakers: follow the Romero code. Give us some living characters that are more interesting than the dead ones.
|Next up: "Stop whining"?!Huh? Fix it!|
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