It's been a while since we've had anything to report on Uwe Boll's inevitably awesome In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. (Titled as such so as not to be confused with In the Name of the King: A Dig Dug Tale.) It's standard practice for a Boll film to sit on a shelf for about eleven months before getting a release, which gives us plenty of time to sit back and savor the impending masterwork that is A(n) Uwe Boll Film.

At last count the guy had Postal (review here), Seed and Dungeon awaiting release, with BloodRayne 2 recently unleashed and both Tunnel Rats and Far Cry on the immediate horizon. (I wonder if there's a correlation between how prolific Boll is and how terrible his movies are...)

Anyway, the 2-hour-plus all-star adventure movie is poised to hit American theaters on January 12 (courtesy of Freestyle Releasing, to whom I offer good luck), and it was schlock-fan Anne Thompson who let me know that, hehe, there's a NEW Dungeon Siege trailer to check out! Awesome! This one's decidedly dialog-light and exceedingly LOTR-inspired, right down to the matte paintings and the booming voice of John Rhys-Davies. Click here to enjoy the latest trailer for yourself.

C'mon, like the idea of a Uwe Boll adventure movie starring THESE PEOPLE doesn't sound like fun. Ha.
categories Cinematical