The only reason I'm posting this is to show you exactly how far the human race has come.

It would appear some person (or persons) are currently attempting to sell debris from the Shia LaBeouf car wreck on eBay. Oh yes, as you can see in the photo to the right, said debris consists of broken glass and other weird-looking objects. There was one listing up a few hours ago that had something like 27 bids and was at a whopping $28, but now this new listing is claiming the old listing was a fake ... and now the starting bid is $200. Yup, two hundred bills for a bunch of broken glass! (Hang on -- I have a couple old mirrors I'd love to cash in!)

The ad reads (in part): "Like the moronic driving-challenged Hollywood geniuses of the past... Paris, Nicole, Britney, Brandy, Lindsay, Mischa, Kiefer... now comes the one with the dumbest name of them all... Shia! Own a piece of his shame." His shame? Dude, you're the one selling f**king broken glass for two hundred bucks! Really? Those interested (and please tell me you're not seriously considering this purchase) can find all the details over here. And if that link doesn't work, just search for 'Shia Debris'. And if that doesn't work, just give up -- because you'd be spending way too much time searching for what has to be one of the most ridiculous auction items I've ever seen.

[Thanks Charles]
categories Cinematical