From the Who Woulda Thunk It File: According to a story over on Current, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has been offered her first starring role in a film since her and McCain wound up on the opposite end of "the winning ticket" last week. No, we're not talking about a Tina Fey biopic or that so-called Disney flick Matt Damon warned us about awhile back. This one has, well, a tad more ... flesh. A Florida-based porn director by the name of Cezar Capone is willing to pay Palin a whopping $2 million to appear in an adult film. Oh yes. As Current points out, "Capone promises in an open letter on his website that the film would be distributed internationally, shot in high definition and feature a "beautiful mother recognized by all of America as well as the rest of the world -- the most desirable woman over 40."

Good news is Capone is more than willing to let Palin star in this film opposite her husband Todd, and will even "kick in an extra $100,000," as well as a new Arctic Cat snowmobile. I love the way this guy bargains: If the $2 million isn't enough, surely the snowmobile and the fact that the entire world will be able to purchase it should do the trick. The offer was sent to her administration in Alaska on November 6, but so far the good Governor has not responded ... and we don't expect her to.

.... Ahem, $10 million and we'll talk.
categories Cinematical