Forget about the Clone Wars, because here we have an impressive three-minute trailer for a film that tells of one pen's journey to defend the enslaved pencils from their evil masters, the straight-edge rulers. Described as an "action-packed-epic-romantic-war-thriller -drama-saga starring ... office supplies," The Pen Is Mightier was created for the 2nd Annual Trick 17 Stop Motion Competition where it was awarded the Best Editing prize. According to its little blurb on YouTube, this sucker was "made in 52 hours on 2 dozen redbulls." Now someone get Michael Bay on the horn -- we need to see this epic realized in live-action on the big screen, like, yesterday.