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You probably won't be terribly surprised to discover there's an alternate ending to Pineapple Express -- but you might be surprised to find out how bleak it was. I think we're all glad it didn't end this way, particularly since this scene feels less like an ending and ... well, more like a random DVD extra. I mean, where is Seth Rogen's left hand? Why doesn't he move it? Is it missing? Why does the dialogue feel so inorganic?

This comes courtesy of Empire, whose gotten so cool about handing out embed codes that we can post it here for your viewing pleasure. If you haven't seen the film, you can still watch it. It is spoiler free in all respects, as the real ending is miles away from this one. Watch, enjoy, and be grateful for what might have been.