News item: Showbiz trade publication Varietylays off 30 employees.

Cinematical Exclusive:
The memo Variety sent to the affected writers.*


BIZ RAG SACKS HACKS

Dear journo:

While your perf as a scribbler has been boffo with execs ever since you preemed as a tyro, auds and crix have nixed you. Variety moguls had a sesh and now agree the conglom lacks the coin to reup your pact. Regrettably, as of tomorrow ayem, you're ankled.

Sincy,
Variety honchos


*OK, we made it up.
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