"One man points his dick in the wrong direction, and here we are..."
A hundred different movies can make for something like a dozen common lessons: True love prevails. Underdogs triumph. What goes around, comes around. All that jazz. For some, it's a bit more fascinating when those best laid plans go supremely awry, when the pursuit of happiness is a profoundly futile endeavor. When I tell you that The Square is about two lovers who try to take the money and run, you might think that you've seen it all before.
But you haven't. Not quite like this. Whichever Murphy they named that law after? This puppy would do him proud.