Because we, the intrepid chroniclers of all things Entertainment, will report on absolutely anything that has to do with famous people, there is now footage of Sylvester Stallone falling down.
The video, provided by TMZ, shows Stallone running down a dock toward some pads, then slipping and falling before he hits his mark. The 62-year-old actor's tumble occurred on the set of The Expendables, an action flick that he's directing on location in Costa Rica and Louisiana.
TMZ also broke the recent news that Stallone has scary, over-sculpted abs.
To repeat -- Sylvester Stallone fell down. But he's okay. Feel free to check out 28 photos of this incident over at Coming Soon.
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