First off, congratulations to the kid who attempts to pull this sucker off next Halloween because this is just about the ugliest darn thing I've ever seen. Yup, they've done it -- Jabba the Hut costumes were so in demand ever since kids and adults decided it was cool to dress up as fat, nasty, slimy creatures, and so now you can buy this piece of you know what for -- wait for it -- seventy freakin' dollars (or $70.90)! Or you can just paint some lines on those giant black leaf bags, cut a few holes and wham! -- you've got yourself a convincing Jabba the Hut costume for all your friends and neighbors to be jealous of.
From the website selling this ... thing: "Become one of the richest gangsters of a Galaxy Far, Far Away with the Jabba the Hutt Supreme Edition Costume! This full-body costume will transform you into the famous Hutt with a body piece (complete with tail), headpiece, and a battery-operated fan to keep you cool." The battery-operated fan just sells it, am I right? Feel free to pre-order this sucker now, though they won't start shipping until September. Check out a larger image below.
So who's buying one? (Go ahead, admit it -- we'll only make fun of you, like, a little bit ...)