I was trawling around the webs looking for something, anything horror related to write about when I came across this teaser trailer for a title I'd rather not name at the moment. That was fifteen minutes ago. If you were to ask me what took place between then and now I could supply no answer. My brain shrank inside my skull and I experienced an existential shock somewhere between William Hurt devolving into a monkey in Altered States and John Lithgow sublimating into the mountainside in The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension. Frankly, I'm not sure how I made it back alive.

I apologize for being coy with the description, but I think you need to see the oddity to understand. Then again, maybe if enough of us ignore the play button on the teaser we can will it out of existence.

categories Horror