Twitter is a website rife with the technologically obsessed, the geeks, the hipsters, the has-beens, and everyone in between. But there are also some classic names who can provide a slice of history and perspective to our modern mumblings -- such as the lovely Lauren Bacall. Since joining in May, she has not only gotten snarky about the backlash against smoking, but offered some thoughts on our cinema-going public.

Most recently, she discussed Twilight, which has sent the blogosphere buzzing. See, her granddaughter insisted that she watch the film, calling it the "greatest vampire film ever." Of course, Grandma Bacall had to set her straight. "After the 'film' was over, I wanted to smack her across her head with my shoe, but I do not want a book called Grannie Dearest written on me when I die, so instead I gave her a DVD of Murnau's 1922 masterpiece Nosferatu and told her, now that's a vampire film! And that goes for all of you! Watch Nosferatu instead!" Even earlier, she raved about the wonders of Nine, and Fellini's classic , saying: "Almost forgot if you have not seen I suggest you do or else be condemned to hell."

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