Finally! It's the trailer for He's Just Not That Into You. Wait ... sorry! This is the new 50-million notable faces jam-packed into one neat romantic comedy package movie -- Valentine's Day. No, not the Nia Vardalos romcom I Hate Valentine's Day. That movie: A. Came out in the summer rather than, you know, the day of romance. B. Had a stupendously bad showing at the box office. But something tells me this flick won't have the same problem.

No, not because it looks particularly good, but because it's got the formula. It's coming out on Valentine's Day, so it's already catering to the couples itching for romantic cinema. It's got all the recognizable goofs and jokes we've seen before. Even more importantly, it's jam-packed with notable names and faces -- Julia Roberts (re-teaming with Pretty Woman director Garry Marshall), Bradley Cooper, Ashton Kutcher, Jessica Biel, Anne Hathaway, Patrick Dempsey, Topher Grace, Emma Roberts, Eric Dane, Jamie Foxx, Shirley MacLaine, Jessica Alba, Queen Latifah, George Lopez, Jennifer Garner, and Twilight heartthrob Taylor Lautner (amongst others, because why have a few recognizable faces when you can have 50?).

The trailer's got all the gals talking about their romantic lives, or lack thereof. Hathaway brags about her sexual prowess, Alba gets to travel with her dog, Roberts (Emma, not Julia) talking mom and dad or grams and gramps about how she plans to sleep with more than one person in her lifetime, and Biel gets the honor of praising her blackberry's vibration talents. Get tantalized after the jump.