There's a new cutesy blog out there called Diablo Cody's Star Wars, which is made up of classic lines from the Star Wars franchise, but altered a tad as if they were written by the Juno and Jennifer's Body screenwriter. Even though I'm personally a little sick of all the Cody bashing (making fun of her has almost become a cliche in and of itself), I will admit that some of these lines are pretty funny. Here's a sample:

"I don't know, you tell me what's for lunch Admiral Snack-bar."

"Hey, Yo Yo Duh, this place suckcs. You should change the name to the Dago-blows System."

Yoda: "Puke, you're so not ready to ace-of-base your Jedi test."

Obi-Wan Kenboi: "Stop being a total Jew-bacca and pay for the droids already."

Care to try on a few lines yourself?

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