If there wasn't the ever-present risk of me ending up in the burn ward with icing smeared in my hair, I would totally try this. Yes, what you're looking at is a cake. By the sounds of the ingredients, it's a delicious one, as well. Now most of my party planning involves chips, dips, and some rum-based concoction that I drunkenly dub 'the Stuff'. But this? This is a whole new ballgame. There's a level of devious culinary creativity here that would make Farmer Vincent proud. If Tom Savini were into baking, I imagine he'd come up with something like this.