I knew it! In the 80's, I was sure of certain things, truths that I lived by:

Truth number one: Vader was lying. He was NOT Luke's father.

Truth number two: If I were to type just the right commands into my Vic-20, I could summon Automan.

Truth number three: Charlie Sheen was a revenant, stalking the rural highways in a spectral supercar, seeking revenge on those who had wronged him.

That's right. The Wraith is real. The following dashboard cam is indisputable evidence.
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