Unlike some of my colleagues, and much to my dismay, I have a day job. This forces me to balance my passion for waxing philosophical about films of all makes and models with my unshakable desire to make rent and eat. So whenever I find myself with a day off, luckily quite a few times during the course of the year, it should surprise no one that I spend that day doing nothing but gorging myself on shock and schlock. On this particular Veteran's Day, I honored my military ancestry by watching The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Cemetery Man, and The Strangers. For America!