Few celebrities represent the outrageousness of celebrity journalism like 'Twilight' stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart -- and by association, their co-star (third wheel?!) Taylor Lautner. And if you believe everything you've read about these -- well, you must wonder how they've managed to survive various "other" men/women, a failed engagement, and a two pregnancies (one for her, and yes, one for him). Not to mention Pattinson's horrendous body odor.

Individually the actual reported stories below tend to be either harmlessly amusing or laughably absurd, but sliced together, one after the next? Pure comic gold.

And to think ... Pattinson and Stewart have never even confirmed their relationship.