The upcoming movie 'New York, I Love You' features about, I dunno, a zillion high-profile Hollywood actors. Orlando Bloom? Check. Cloris Leachman? Check. Bradley Cooper, Ethan Hawke, James Caan, Natalie Portman? Check, check, check, check. Even teen queens Blake Lively and Rachel Bilson make appearances, not to mention Susan Sarandon's daughter Eva Amurri and The Beef himself, Shia LaBeouf.
The film is a collection of intersecting vignettes that take place all over, you guessed it, New York. As a patriotic Canadian, I couldn't help but wonder about Canada's role in this parade of Hollywood stars acting in an American production about New York. I do believe that, much like Kevin Bacon, everything can be traced back to Canada.
Sure, there's the obvious - Canadian Hayden Christensen is in it. But there must be more. And there is. So, without further ado, here's a breakdown of all of the Canadian connections to this film's impressive star roster I can think of. Think I've missed some? Add 'em in the comments box.