I've always had an unreasonable aversion to little children. I know, I was once one myself, all screaming and shouting and laughing and otherwise being adorably obnoxious and obnoxiously adorable. But now, I get tense just sitting next to one at a restaurant, and especially in a movie theater, like they're time bombs of noise waiting to go off. (Where's Jeremy Renner when you need him?)

With that being said, I'm bothered by the prospect of a documentary called Babies regardless, because... well, just look at the trailer after the jump (courtesy of Yahoo.) Could there be any topic less demanding for a doc than to watch four conveniently multi-cultural babies spend their first year out of the womb? And the way that tagline on the official website seems to relish the fact: "Everybody loves Babies." Really?