2009 has been a great year for movies -- including very, very sucky ones. This is my personal list of least favorite films that I saw theatrically in 2009, brought to you in the Japanese form of poetry known as the haiku.

10. All About Steve

Crossword puzzle nut
Please stop talking so damn much
Run, Bradley Cooper

9. Halloween II

Pretty white pony
Michael looks like Rob Zombie
It was all a dream

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