Last month, CHUD broke the news that Zombieland scribes Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick might just be lending their raunchy talents to Deadpool. It's now been confirmed by trades like Variety, so happy day, Deadpool might actually be snarky. It might actually be good. We can't get our hopes up, of course, but it's a nice start to the spin-off.

If you aspire to screenwriting, you have to envy Reese and Wernick a little. When it comes to comic adaptations you can't really get any easier than the Merc with a Mouth. You can pretty much go through his solo series and pull out a bunch of great lines, give him some mercenaries to slice up, and have a pretty enjoyable film on your hands.

But hey, we are talking about a studio that often gets very confused when it comes to their comic book characters. No one really thought they could mess up Wolverine, but they did. No one thought they could make the Dark Phoenix storyline absolutely useless, but they did. So, I thought I could help out Reese, Wernick and Fox by picking out five Deadpool ideas that they can just copy and paste into the movie. With butt jokes out of the way, Fox can rest and leave Reese and Wernick alone to craft a nice, tidy story that undoes the mess of X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Please feel free to contribute your own ideas, and help the creative process along.

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