Welcome to Captain's Log -- your (semi) daily round-up of sci-fi randomness from around the web. Here's what's happening:
Go Team Venture! We're finally getting Venture Brothers toys, according to Entertainment Earth.
"When the aliens come, they will eat the fatties first." -- A line BoingBoing shares from a new health club ad campaign.
Michael Cera has become a light-saber wielder! [Cinematical]
Geekologie shares a tutorial on how to Photoshop yourself into a Na'vi.
Science is so cruel: Science Blogs reports that researchers use a laser to shave the barbs off fly penises to see what function they serve.
Superhero Hype reports that we should get ready for a line of Iron Man 2 spy gear for kids. Closing the door might not be enough to rid yourself of the watchful kid eye.
Did you know that Dell now has "Alienware"? [The Awesomer]