Welcome to Captain's Log -- your (semi) daily round-up of sci-fi randomness from around the web. Here's what's happening:

Go Team Venture! We're finally getting Venture Brothers toys, according to Entertainment Earth.

"When the aliens come, they will eat the fatties first." -- A line BoingBoing shares from a new health club ad campaign.

Michael Cera has become a light-saber wielder! [Cinematical]

shares a tutorial on how to Photoshop yourself into a Na'vi.

Science is so cruel: Science Blogs reports that researchers use a laser to shave the barbs off fly penises to see what function they serve.

Superhero Hype reports that we should get ready for a line of Iron Man 2 spy gear for kids. Closing the door might not be enough to rid yourself of the watchful kid eye.

Did you know that Dell now has "Alienware"? [The Awesomer]
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