The Golden Globes have made some dubious choices -- like naming Pia Zadora, the relatively unknown young girlfriend of a billionaire campaigner, "Best New Star of the Year." The Academy Awards have made some head-scratching moves of their own, like awarding films like 'Crash' and 'Shakespeare in Love' Best Picture.

An Oscar is the preeminent award for actors and filmmakers, Hollywood's equivalent of the Super Bowl Ring. The Globes ... serve a lot of alcohol, making for potentially must-see entertainment.

Which awards show reigns supreme? To decide, Moviefone senior editor Kevin Polowy and managing editor Mike Hess staged a bloody fight to the finish. Or a casual AIM debate. It's one or the other.