As a lifelong zombie film lover, I like to think I'm pretty well prepared for the inevitable zombie apocalypse. Casa de Bracken is full of bladed implements (powered and manually operated) and firearms, so when the dead rise, I should be okay. However, I worry about my fellow citizens--those folks who haven't seen Dawn of the Deada hundred times or who might not know that the the surefire way to kill a zombie is with a good head shot--how will they survive undead Armageddon? It's in all of our best interests that they do--because if they don't, it's one more flesh-eating ghoul for the rest of us to deal with.

Luckily, some enterprising Brits have taken it upon themselves to come up with a series of seminars entitled How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Led by noted Zombologist Dr. Dale Seslick, this series of informative classes will help the British learn how to survive and thrive in a world overrun by the living dead. Each seminar is uniquely catered to the needs of the audience (so everyone from novice survivalists to hardened zombie killers can learn a little something) and will cover some of the following topics:

Basic rules of the undead
Zombie recognition techniques
Effective weapon usage
The art of group defence
The safest places to go
The secrets of repopulation
Dealing with other survivors
Transportation issues
The rights & wrongs of the apocalypse
Interpretive dance and the undead and more!

If that weren't enough, attendees will also be able to test their new skills in a Zombie Apocalypse Simulation, Not sure about the best way to cleave a corpse's skull? This will help.

Be sure to visit the official site for more information on How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse.

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