Greetings children of the night. First off, a big, big thanks to Mr. John Gholson of Sci-Fi Squad for designing a logo for this column, and quite an excellent logo if I say so myself. Another Tuesday has cast its hour upon the stage and given way to the midweek; time for the Terror Tuesday Report. Every week I attend this great celebration of cult or otherwise terrible films of our beloved genre that takes place at the esteemed Alamo Drafthouse here in Austin. I will discuss the film shown as well as provide a barometer for the reaction of the crowd. The goal is to attend every single Terror Tuesday during 2010. So far I'm 4 for 4 but it's still painfully early so I'm not ready to declare victory just yet. This week's movie is a monumental cinematic failure entitled Day of the Animals. Will I make it out of this one without getting mauled?