Several years ago there was talk about one of the largest alt porn cults communities tackling the horror genre and now that project has finally come to fruition. First Look Studios has picked up Suicide Girls Must Die!for distribution on March 12. Expect to see twelve beautiful, naked girls covered in tattoos and blood. I know it sounds just awful, but try to contain your disgust.

Suicide Girls photographer, Sawa Suicide, will be directing the film, so at least you know she has a good eye. Jeremy Kasten is c-producing. You might remember his work as director on Wizard of Gore, a remake of the 1970 Herschell Gordon Lewis film starring my boyfriend Crispin Glover.

The poster for the movie tells us what the plot is all about: "When twelve calendar models begin to disappear from a remote cabin, the girlie video they are shooting becomes the first reality horror movie." The story doesn't sound very original but then again, no one is going to see this movie for the plot. Are alt porn models enough of a draw for you to watch this one?
categories Movies, Horror