I know you're already planning to watch My Bloody Valentine 3D this weekend with your favorite horror-loving guy or gal, but such indisputable romance does not preclude you from still having to scrounge up a Valentine's Day card. So if you're currently in the lurch for a paper display of affection, might I suggest printing out one of Garrison Dean's Valentine's Day Disaster Cards from io9?

I'm thinking the Hills Have Eyes card is a guaranteed way to win the night, but the heart-loving zombie variant is a close second place (in a race that only included two cards, but hey).
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