Sometimes you just need to get away from all that pesky sunshine and sanity, and when movies themselves just aren't enough of an escape, Hollywood can point us all in the right direction when it comes to making the perfect wrong turn. In honor of this month's Shutter Island and Frozen, we proudly present a list of seven places that filmdom has taught us to just stay the f**k away from already.

1. An asylum -- Look, every once in a while, you have to work with you. I get it, the checks won't earn themselves. But if your job takes you to an asylum, whether working and isolated on a cold, rocky island (as in Shutter Island) or abandoned and filled with asbestos on the mainland (as in Session 9), the general rule of them is simple: don't go there. Give it up. Nothing good ever comes of these joints. I know that times are tough, but find yourself a new line of work, because there's no way this is going to end well.
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