Perhaps it's because I never got around to watching Lost Boys 2: The Tribe, but my expectations for what a Lost Boys 3 film would look like were quite low. I'm really not even sure what I was expecting, but having now watched the first trailer for the film, I must say I'm kind of intrigued. This looks like a well-made, straight-to-video action movie that happens to have vampires in it. It looks fun in a very specific, very late night cable kind of way. And those are precisely the kind of films that I love to gobble up.

However, after watching the trailer and being pleasantly surprised, I read the official synopsis for it. I'll give five Internet dollars to the first person who can guess what part of this pitch sundered any good will the trailer may have earned with me:

Watch the trailer and read the synopsis over at Horror Squad