When am I allowed to stop being bitter about Sam Raimi and Tobey Maguire being unceremoniously kicked off the Spider-Man franchise so the studio could reboot the series? Someone please answer that. I really don't know. Am I supposed to sit here at my computer and growl at the internet forever? Because I will. Grrr.
Oh, and Bleeding Cool is reporting that Jamie Bell may be the new Peter Parker.
If you heard that news and went "Jamie Bell? The guy with the terrible Heart of Darkness fixation in Peter Jackson's King Kong remake?", you're probably me. If you heard that news and went "Jamie Bell? The little dancing kid from Billy Elliot?", you're probably everyone else in the world. If you heard that news and went "Jamie Bell? The guy who is also playing Tintin in Spielberg's upcoming mo-cap adaptation?", you're Bleeding Cool, who points out the irony that if this Spidey rumor is true, Bell will suddenly be the cinematic face of European and American comic book characters.