If you're at all like me, then you've spent the majority of your life dreaming of the day when you could finally purchase your very own Lightsaber. From the first moment I glimpsed one in Episode IV, I knew it was my life's goal to have one of these things. Today, my dream is one step closer to reality.

Wicked Lasers have crafted their very own take on the mythic weapon of the Jedi Knights with their brand new Spyder III -- billed as the world's most powerful portable laser. This thing is no joke -- it comes with warnings out the wazoo and can blind someone if you shine it into their eye or light things on fire. Despite efforts to make the Spyder III look like a Lightsaber, the reality is that it's more of a laser pointer on steroids than a sword capable of striking down Obi-Wan Kenobi. Why you'd need a laser pointer this powerful is beyond me, but I'll start saving my $200 (the current asking price for this bad boy, which includes your very own pair of "laser shader" goggles -- safety first, kids!) so I can purchase my own Spyder III posthaste.
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