The first teaser for Red, Robert Schwentke's (The Time Traveler's Wife, Flightplan, Tattoo) adaptation of Warren Ellis' (AstonishingX-Men, Planetary, Nextwave, Global Frequency, Transmetropolitan, The Authority) and Cully Hamner's (Detective Comics, BlueBeetle, Down) comic book miniseries is now ready for your viewing pleasure.

In Red, Bruce Willis plays a retired CIA agent, Frank Moses, who can't adjust to life as a civilian, similar to the character he played in The Whole Nine Yardsand the sequel, The Whole Ten Yards. Another former CIA agent, Victoria (Helen Mirren), offsets domestic duties with contract kills. Yet another agent, Joe Matheson (Morgan Freeman), has retired to a nursing home. A fourth agent(!), Marvin Boggs (John Malkovich), is in permanent survivalist mode. Moses confides his personal and professional problems to his handler, Sarah (Mary Louise-Parker). Got all that?